I should have asked for a stunt double!

 

F_Earth = F_Humanity

(1x10²⁵ kg)(a) = (6.8x10⁹)(60kg)
(a) = Really Small

With Our Powers Combined
We are Captain Fail

^^^^^^^^^^^
6,000,000,000
People

I have fun with my physics notes sometimes. I am going to digitalize some more of them sometime later... I make a lot of great little doodles in the margin of my notes in all classes, but the physics ones seem to be the most... imaginative.